A man left a large amount of money for his funeral and a party for his friends. It was a great celebration and afterwards the wife’s best friend asked her how much it had all cost.
“It cost £25,000.The funeral was £4,500, the party was £3000 and I gave £500 to the church, the rest went on the memorial stone”
Her friend was amazed, “That’s a lot of money for a stone,” she said, “How big is it?”
The wife raised up her hand to show a beautiful diamond ring,
” 30 carats !”